Cure from Swine Flu

My Running buddy emailed me to make sure i stay healthy for our future 5K's....i found it hilarious, even though a sensitive and an important topic......i had to find humor in it and share it with you.


Foster’s and spenc…want to make sure you guys stay healthy:
Swine Remedy:

Wash your hands often. If you can’t wash them, keep a bottle of antibacterial
stuff around. Wear a mask when out in public places and avoid going out in public as much as possible while the swine flu is spreading. Get lots of fresh air. Open windows whenever possible. Get plenty of rest. Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can. As Elaine would say Yada yada yada
OR …. You can take the my approach. Think about it, when you go to the doctor
for a shot, what do they do first? Clean your arm with alcohol.. Why? Because
alcohol kills germs. So…… I put on my mask, walk to the liquor store (exercise), I put lime in my Corona (fruit), celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies), drink on the bar patio (fresh air), get drunk, tell jokes, and laugh (eliminate stress) and then pass out (rest). The way I see it, if you keep your alcohol levels up flu germs can’t get you!!!!